A study by the University of Illinois is reporting that the Bee Gees song "Staying Alive" should be sung during CPR, because the song's tempo closely matches the normal human heart rhythm, and this will lead to less people dying.
Remember, the choice is between dying and hearing that Goddamn song one more time. Choose wisely.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Monday, October 13, 2008
free-fall
Economy sucks, in case you haven't been paying attention to the news.
For the record, I totally called it. Did anyone listen? Nope. I'm exploiting this one for all its worth anytime I have a hunch about the market.
Personally, I kind of hope that we hit another Great Depression, just so we can complain to our grandkids about how they've got it easy.
For the record, I totally called it. Did anyone listen? Nope. I'm exploiting this one for all its worth anytime I have a hunch about the market.
Personally, I kind of hope that we hit another Great Depression, just so we can complain to our grandkids about how they've got it easy.
Thursday, October 2, 2008
the first woman president
Any discussion of Sarah Palin's inadequacy and inexperience has to include the line "She's one 72-year-olds heartbeat away from the presidency". But come on people; you've got to give John McCain a little more credibility than that. If anything, cancer will get him before his heart gives out.
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