As soon as the polls closed, and it became apparent that Obama would become this nations 44th President, all talk of President Bush ceased. Any pressing topic was followed by the words "how will President-elect Obama handle this?". Good question, but isn't there somebody in the office right now? Average height, grey hair, speaks with a bit of a drawl? Goes by the name Bush?
As soon as the Nation knew who his successor would be, President Bush could have placed a dozen monkeys in the Oval Office and nobody would have noticed until it was time for him to move out.
And I know he had enough clout to get some things done, because he was able to get the Marianas Trench as part of an environmentally protected zone after the election. Couldn't he at least throw in a few questionable presidential pardons on the way out?
Without a doubt, as far as we were concerned, the inauguration was in Early November. This was just move-in day.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
If I hear or see the "word" gobama I will scream
Dear diary,
Yesterday, we got a new president. I joked on his election that when I woke up, everything was the same as the day before. Today everything was different. there were clouds in the sky and the air outside my dorm smelled like dead fish. this is one thing I don't like about the new administration.
Also, yesterday I saw a guy with a 'Viva Bush' t-shirt. I mean, if you're going to support a president, I'm okay with that. but there's not really a lot you can do at this point, as a Bush supporter. Well, aside from secede.
Yesterday, we got a new president. I joked on his election that when I woke up, everything was the same as the day before. Today everything was different. there were clouds in the sky and the air outside my dorm smelled like dead fish. this is one thing I don't like about the new administration.
Also, yesterday I saw a guy with a 'Viva Bush' t-shirt. I mean, if you're going to support a president, I'm okay with that. but there's not really a lot you can do at this point, as a Bush supporter. Well, aside from secede.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
I'm not going to make another airplane joke
Based on the astounding successful water landing, Flight 1549 will forever go down in history (pun intended) as the only flight where nobody ignored the flight attendants' instructions. The odds of this happening are slightly less than the odds of being struck by lightning as you win the lottery.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Dear Diary
Dear Diary
Today, I saw a man wearing only a vest and shorts. I wanted to take his picture and tell him that it was for yousirlookridiculous.org
it's a .org, so it's not like I'm making money off it.
Today, I saw a man wearing only a vest and shorts. I wanted to take his picture and tell him that it was for yousirlookridiculous.org
it's a .org, so it's not like I'm making money off it.
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