A key difference

Muscle cars and sports cars are often confused. But I think I've figured out the difference:
Muscle cars make men look more virile. Sports cars make men look like they're compensating for something.

Nick Klaus: Live

I used to do open mics at a place called the Hamilton Hotel, but that night was shut down for the rest of the year. It was a horrible room, but I miss it because there was something oddly comforting about it. I guess it'd be like if some of those Chilean miners wanted to go back "for old times sake".

Anyways, you can catch me Mondays at the Newmarket Hotel. It's a free show that starts at 7:30 PM. I get about 5 minutes, but everyone who goes up is good.

So where have you been lately?

Here.
Sittin' on a beach, trying to become less pasty.

This also marked the first time I'd ever gone snorkeling. Wetsuits are supposed to be tight, but I was wearing one size too small. The result, shall we say left nothing to the imagination. And the imagination was sorely disappointed.

In my defense, the water was really cold.