Thursday, November 11, 2010

Who steals a front lawn?

Woke up this morning1 and the front yard was gone. A 2 foot high brick wall and a collection of sticks which was at one point in time a garden, were missing.
Two scenarios are possible:
A) Housing is telling us the truth, and workers were repairing a gas main
B) They're demolishing the house bit by bit, to see when we start to notice that something's amiss.

Of course if it's option B, we're still going to leave passive-aggressive notes.
"Hey guys, when you're done demolishing the living room, can you please take out the trash?"
"It's cool if you take out the patio, but can you stop taking my mustard? Seriously, buy your own"


1. afternoon

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