Happy Fourth of July, readers! (or as the rest of the world knows it, Monday) Despite the oppressive heat, I'm having a good one.
I believe that certain crimes should be punished more on holidays. Crimes like theft. Today's the day where you don't have to work, you get to drink beer and eat bbq all day and you get to watch things blow up at the end of the day. If that's not good enough for you, and you feel like you really need to go out and take someones TV, this is why you're getting the double punishment. Besides, someone else now has to remove themselves from bbq and beer to take you to jail.
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