Today, a dead shark was discovered on the New York City subway. Coincidentally, it is also Shark Week on the Discovery Channel. This opens the door for two possibilities.
One: Someone (or some ones) who works for the Discovery Channel has a lot of explaining to do
Two: Someone who doesn't work for the Discovery Channel has literally been waiting all year for the opportunity to leave a dead shark on the subway.
There is also a series of separate possibilities which would have us believe that this shark is on the subway for reasons totally separate from Shark Week, but who among us really wants to live in that world?
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