I am not an artist

For a photo project, I decided to 'distress' some photos with an x-acto knife. This involved me carrying around a loaded and uncovered x-acto in my pocket for several hours.

As an important aside, there is a part of your brain that handles important things you should remember. Apparently, sometimes this brain only kicks in after the fact - the time my car got impounded is a good example of that.

Keeping that in mind, guess how many times I accidentally stabbed myself in the thumb
when I forgot that there was a sharp knife in my pocket.