Tuesday, January 4, 2011

I'm going to win the Megamillions thing, right?

The jackpot was roughly 330 million dollars last time I checked, which makes it kind of a big deal. If you play the lottery for these massive jackpots, once you buy that ticket you start to think everything's an omen. "I just caught the yellow light: that never happens to me, so this is like, totally a sign."

I think the lottery is a tax on the unlucky.

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