Worst cremation urn ever

Upon my death, I'm donating my body to Mythbusters. It's like donating your body to science, but cooler.
Which brings me to today's weird find: a ghost-shaped urn.













It looks like a cookie jar. And when you're in the mood for a snack of something sweet, circular and chewy, coming instead across human cremains is probably the worst shock you can imagine.
Might I instead suggest the creepy clown cookie jar. Trust me, nobody's gonna look in that one.