The dangers of car air conditioning

It's starting to get hot in LA (the Minnesotan in me wants to point out that the forecast for Saint Paul calls for flurries, so what am I complaining about?) This means time to turn the AC on. But there's a problem.
You will leave the car in the sun for hours and the AC controls will be left on full blast. When you return to the car, instead of a gentle, cool breeze...
You get The Nazi face-melter
















It feels just like this

You have been warned. Don't let air conditioning melt your face this summer.