An open letter to phone companies

I understand that maybe K-Earth 101, the LA oldies station is not listened to by many young, progressive people. But come on guys, don't lie to the elderly.

There is no such thing as "Next generation home phone service". As part of the next generation, I will only have a cell phone. Please dedicate a lot more resources to high-speed internet services. Or for getting my home phone to play Angry Birds