The perils of grocery shopping

Whenever I go grocery shopping, I have to spend extra time in the fresh fruits and vegetables section. I sniff, poke and examine every piece of produce I see, and get really picky about what I put in my cart. This is only for show: I have no clue what I'm supposed to be smelling or feeling for. I only do it because I want to give my fellow shoppers the impression that I'm one of those people who totally eats vegetables all the time.