if you can hit a nail, you can hit a ball

I played racquetball for the first time ever. Racquetball falls under one of those sports which requires a little thing called 'hand-eye coordination'. This is not one of my strong suits. Nor is getting different parts of my body to move in synch. Nor is targeting of small fast-moving targets.

Basically, my strategy is to avoid getting hit, especially in the testicular region. On that regard, I'm 0 for 1.