When floating restaurants get ambitious.

According to CNN, patrons of a floating restaurant in Cincinnati had to be rescued when the restaurant broke free from it's moorings.
I wouldn't exactly call this a rescue. They were taken from someplace exciting and placed in a climate that's generally inhospitable, and overwhelmingly dull: Ohio.

You know Stockholm syndrome? It's called that because Stockholm is also boring. It's way less fun than being tied up in a basement.