The website Texts From Last Night posted One of my texts recently.
In other news, I got a postcard from Locks of Love today, thanking me for donating my hair to kids with cancer. I spent a whole year looking like a serial killer, or an anorexic Garth from Waynes World. And all I get in thanks is a postcard?
I want at least a year's worth of hugs from people who didn't want anything to do with me because the choice in hair was not an aesthetically smart decision.
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"Well, I'd give you some of my hair so you aren't mocked by your peers after chemo, but I have to make sure that I'd be coming out ok...Nah, you can do better than that......If you put that in writing we have our selves a deal......HA SUCKER! I WOULD HAVE GIVEN 4 INCHES FOR HALF THAT AMOUNT! NOW THE KIDS AT SCHOOL WILL ONLY MAKE FUN OF YOU FOR BEING A CHUMP!"
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