The Bible apparently says that the world is going to end today. Now, you'd think that a guy who scoured the Bible for clues would have at least read this passage:
"Therefore keep watch because you do not know the day nor the hour [that the Lord will return]" (Matthew 25:13)
That's right. We're not even supposed to know when the world is going to end. And we don't. Now, I'm no deity, but if I wanted to end the world at a time when nobody would expect it, I'd avoid scheduling it 7000 years to the day of some other major biblical event. I mean, people might totally see that coming.
So if the world does end, I'm pulling out that passage. Maybe I can save the world on a technicality.
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