The Star Wars Christmas Special

For those of you not in the know about geeky subjects, before Star Wars was a trilogy, there was a made-for-tv special that only aired once and everybody decided that it never needed to be seen or heard from again.

Well, it's on Google Video. And I watched it today. Well, I tried. I got 24 minutes in before I couldn't take it anymore. This is exactly the point when a bizarrely dressed chef comes on.

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And the thing is, I didn't even watch it as is: I had the rifftrax going. Even the guys from Mystery Science Theater 3000 couldn't make it tolerable. That's like being unable to finish a marathon even if you get to ride on a moped the entire way.