More domestic terrorists

I've warned already about people who open their car doors into oncoming traffic. I want to propose an amendment about car parking rules

You see, Los Angeles has a problem with lots of cars needing to take lots of city streets at certain times; namely, to get to and from work. During these times, it is essential that there be three lanes of traffic operating in a single direction. However, around the noon hour and after 7, the volume of traffic is reduced enough that it makes sense for there to be one lane of parking and only two lanes of traffic. This is seen as a fair and reasonable compromise.

So, to all of you who decide to park your car in that third lane during rush hour, a loud and mighty I HATE YOU be unto you. You are making thing worse, for now that middle lane has to not only slow down, but stop to accommodate me moving over. You are throwing a monkey wrench into the essential workings of society and I would send out teams of stealth helicopters to bomb your car into atoms, if I had that power.

Yet another reason why I will not be president.